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About Me Member General Fiction Writer Justyn16/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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B-R-U-N-O in the morning!

Wed Sep 23, 2009, 6:27 PM
  • Listening to: Smodcast 84
  • Drinking: hard liquor
So, I was listening to BLI this morning (not for the terrible music, but for the amusing DJ banter). Drew and Randy are attacking the Jonas Brothers over something and Daina is defending them. Then some disgruntled eleven year old girl calls up and says how much she loves the Jonas' and Drew and Randy are dicks. And then a light bulb goes off over my head. HAHA! I SHALL CALL BLI WITH MY PERFECT BRUNO IMPERSONATION! So I do; and Daina answers the phone. And from my best recollection it went a bit like this:



DAINA: Hello, BLI.

ME: Vassup, darling. I vould like to say that I am very offended by vhat Randy and Drew are saying about the Jonas Brothers. I love the Jonas Brothers! They are so handsome. Ooo, so vunderbar! I vould like to get a better look at Nick's ashumhiem. He is mien favorite!

DAINA: Uhm, who is this?

ME: Zis, is Bruno, darling.

DAINA: *Dial tone*





*sigh* Sadly, none of this was put on the air. Daina, you suck for hanging up on Bruno. He has important opinions.

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I’m a juvenile product of the working class – Be ourselves, never be social – You know I’m a radical – I live my life like there’s no tomorrow –I am an anarchist, I know what I want and I know how to get it – I’ve been a cynic for too many years – My passive aggressiveness can be devastating– Guess I’ll have to break the news that I got no mind to lose – A little out of touch, little insane – Wearing out things that nobody wears – He’s a real speed demon, he’s one of a kind – Always causing trouble, bothering everybody – I’ve got a lot of sounds that I really like, like the sound of a switchblade and a motorbike – We all come from unloving homes – I’ll be alone, dancing and you know it – Somebody’s broken heart and washed out dreams – Can you help me remember how to smile? – But through it all, when there was doubt, I shot it up, or kicked it out – And now, the tears subside, I find it all so amusing – Though you might hear laughin', spinnin', swingin' madly across the sun, it's not aimed at anyone, it's just escapin' on the run – I’ve got one hand in my pocket and the other one’s giving a high five.

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  • Current Residence: Coram
  • Interests: Movies, punk rock, skateboarding, shocking behavior, conversations w/ interesting people
  • Favourite movie: TOP 5: Reservoir Dogs, Southland Tales, Juno, I'm Not There, The Breakfast Club
  • Favourite band or musician: Bob Dylan, Nirvana, Aggressive Force, Michael Jackson, Sex Pistols
  • Favourite genre of music: Punk Rock
  • Favourite artist: Jhonen Vasquez, Andy Warhol
  • Favourite poet or writer: Bob Dylan
  • Favourite style of art: Pop Art, Graffitti
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod Video
  • Favourite gaming platform: SNES
  • Favourite cartoon character: GIR
  • Personal Quote: Emo's the biggest load of shit ever.

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Comments


:icongirl-in-your-dreams:
Thanks for the fave! Im cleaning up that picture I showed u and im putting up soon!

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:heart:Best Friends are forever.:heart: When you cry, I cry. When you hurt, I hurt. When you fight, I fight. When you jump off a bridge, I get a paddel boat and save your dumbass! Does that not prove I love you?
:iconjnekstudios:
The one that I'm in?
:icongirl-in-your-dreams:
yup

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:heart:Best Friends are forever.:heart: When you cry, I cry. When you hurt, I hurt. When you fight, I fight. When you jump off a bridge, I get a paddel boat and save your dumbass! Does that not prove I love you?
:iconjnekstudios:
the one without the scarf, right?
:icongirl-in-your-dreams:
yes justyn the one without the scarf

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:heart:Best Friends are forever.:heart: When you cry, I cry. When you hurt, I hurt. When you fight, I fight. When you jump off a bridge, I get a paddel boat and save your dumbass! Does that not prove I love you?
:iconcaptainnewin:
thank you so much for the fave <3

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Excuse me, I gotta make a tabooty call.

If you are what you eat, then I'm a brunette~ :eyes:
:iconlorenzoayuso:
Thank you very much for the favourite on my "Inglourious Basterds" illustration! I'm glad you like it!

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Lorenzo

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:iconjnekstudios:
Your welcome. I love anything related to a Quentin movie. haha
:iconsistervanity:
thanks for the fav XD

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